Letter: Dear Norma (and Marilyn)

Dear Mothers,

I am sorry I said shittake mushrooms in my last post. Sometimes the she-bear in me starts a-ragin' and then I have to say Sshhhh.

It happens.

If I could re-write the last paragraph, I would say: So please eat poo. I am really really really mad at you right now.

Working on being a more virtuous woman, letting go and letting God.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Olsen

Comments

LGH December 23, 2009
Amber, your anger was well placed and for such a good reason.
Lee Family December 23, 2009
Hell ya you should be apologizing.
paula December 23, 2009
Oh dear-your ears wouldn't last a day at my house.
jennaloha December 23, 2009
Tourettes.

If you fake it, then you don't have it. Like the cardiac arrest...

Oh, and I thought you could rewrite your own posts. Silly me.