Mrs. Olsen, I Presume?

If there's some lovin' on the offspring, reminiscing on the childhood, and growin' into some country air...then just presume, it's Mrs. Olsen.

Posts labeled “FreshGreens”

Friday, September 10, 2010

The First Gifts of Ireland

Gift One: Hostess with the Mostest. Beautiful Mandy....in a tree.




But lives in a hip post-modern apartment with a spare bedroom (wahoo!)

Gift two: A raw salad on day two of the trip!






Gift three: We visited a castle, and followed a trail to a cave on the hillside. Wouldn't you know that growing wild and free all along the trail were some blackberries. They were delicious with my cereal this morning.



This is me "posing" for a photograph, when I really wanted to capture this quintessential irishman walking through the woods. Tweed jacket, newsboy cap, and an umbrella that poses as a walking stick. I just knew that should I have passed him on the trail, he would have said "Top o' the morning to ya". Right?


Hey Offspring....love and miss you (thanks Grandma!)



Labels: FreshGreens, travels

Thursday, September 9, 2010

City of Steel, Bowl of Greens

Yesterday, I was "en-route" to my European Vacation for just over 24 hours. Ugh. What time is it? One of my fears on this trip has been: Will I be able to get my salad a day? Well yesterday, during our 7-hour layover in New York, I put these fears to the test. Check out my little mini New York adventure below:


Upon emerging from the swarthy subway tunnels, I emerged into the cliched version of New York that is Times Square. Immediately we were dazzled by the lights, the energy, people, shops, and advertisements.

My first thought was this: I wonder if any trees can grow here. It was several blocks before I found this.



Not technically a tree, but living and green. Maybe my miniature adventure should have been to Central Park huh?

So since we went straight for the cliche New York life, my next thought was this: I want a New York Dawg.

I had images of Tina Fey, long lines of weary corporate workers, and downing some meat the farmgirl in me doesn't want to think about with onions, relish, catsup, and mustard.



We succeeded. Here's my man with our New York Dawg. I was disappointed only catsup and mustard were available, but after a 5 hour flight with a small cup of water and some nuts, I was ready to eat a roasted rat.

Not really, that would be gross. My point is, I try not to buy or eat hotdogs, but man was that dog good!


Bonus! Snapped a photo of the Times Square Naked Cowboy's competition. What is she? The Naked Cowgirl? I'm not sure, but I learned The Naked Cowboy recently sued her for...infringement? I shouldn't put things on the blog I don't know anything about, but there you have a fairly naked woman amongst the lights and action of New York.

My last and final thought before we had to jet back onto the subway was this: Where can I get a salad?

Then we found a little deli that sold raw greens, fruits, sushi, and pastas for $7.99 a pound.



The noodles make it look gross, but it was the perfect end to my mini New York adventure. For just five bucks, I snarfed fresh strawberries, kiwi, ginger dressing, and a couple sushi rolls that had no chance in heck of growing within 20 miles of the deli, but which tasted absolutely fresh and delicious.

Well that's it for now. Good night/afternoon/morning...I'm not sure which one.

Labels: FreshGreens, New Year's Resolutions, travels

Thursday, August 19, 2010

9 hours 49 minutes

What do you do when your husband's sister has red hair, lives in Ireland, and has a spare bedroom?





Which is just what we did. After months of stalking, Orbitz finally delivered a good price on our tickets. We leave in less than a month!

What do you do when your brother-in-law is an up and coming Hollywood writer on an HBO series (currently filming in Ireland)?

You decide to peruse the book series penned by George R.R. Martin as a show of support, only to discover a story so mysterious, epic, intriguing, and fascinating that your house goes to the pits while you swallow an 800-page novel. Four times.

The Mister of the House and I are soooo excited to get a peek at the The Game of Thrones series, coming out in 2011. For real, I'm nervous.*

What do you do when the American Dollar is worth 64 cents to the British Pound?

You jump at the chance to do data entry for a deliciously busy marketing company. Which is why the quaint idea of "working from home" meant that for all my kids knew, I had just started another Martin Novel. Yesterday they got ignored for 9 hours and 49 minutes.

What happens when you sit on a hard wood chair for an entire day trying to earn vacation money?

You throw your back out opening the windows in the morning. Sometimes it sucks being a granny in your thirties.

What do you do when you've been eating a raw salad every day in August....okay and then when you stop by the office to pick up some papers, you drop into the public restroom, and go into a stall and lock the door.....and sitting there on top of the toilet paper holder is a perfectly sealed and wrapped chocolate truffle....you are locked inside with a truffle...a commercially sealed truffle, but it's a public restroom ya know....What do you do?

So I will answer this question later in the comments, but I am dying to know what you would have done!


*p.s. I'm not recommending this book to folks that are unmarried, or to my mother. The intrigue is well handled by adults, we'll just say that. If you are judging me right now by that comment, please open the Old Testament and read about Lot's daughters.

Labels: FreshGreens, Keeping it Real, Olsen Multimedia

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

I missed 3 salads in July

Anybody remember my New Year's Goal to eat a salad every day in 2010?  

It appears I almost forgot.  3 days I missed in July!  It's called: camp, funeral, and Lagoon.

I made up for it today with a HUGE salad with smoked turkey from Smokin' Blues Barbecue 
(where I also tried a fried pickle. It actually wasn't bad by the way)

Check it out.  I still have leftovers in my fridge. 

I rate this salad 3.25 stars out of 5.  

Labels: FreshGreens

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Garden Delights


My garden life typifies the battle between flesh and spirit. Late winter and early spring I think about how I need to plan out my garden, I marvel when I hear that people planted lettuce and onions in March, and I am certain! to have the beautiful, blossoming, tamed wilderness in my own backyard. Then July hits. I wither in the heat. I crawl into my basement and dream of dewey, windy, blustery and beautiful Oregon Coast.


Now? It's June and unseasonably wet and cold. Everyone's complaining but I'm still in my honeymoon phase of gardening. The excitement began back in April when I found some recycled composite raised garden beds. No deteriorating! No staining! I was sold! The Mister of the House brought home 6 boxes (essentially twelve 3.5X3.5 foot squares), and I was left to configure them on the lawn. I pored over these suggestions of stacking and staggering the boxes.


I officially purchased 12 squares, but I longed to have a stacked look. By redirecting the middle support beam OUT instead of IN on the bottom row, we were able to butterfly 4 boxes out from the main line. Does that even make sense? By pulling out the support centers (with the exception of the row 2) I was able to have 11 squares intact for planting, and still keep the easy to reach and mighty-perty stacked center.



Boxes 3 and 4 we planted perennial crops asparagus and strawberries. Because they are proficient spreaders, we put them in the box that is enclosed on all sides. For asparagus, you dig down 8 inches and then plant. As they shoot through the dirt, you pile more dirt on them. Look how they have already taken off (box 3)! It will be two more years until we start harvesting them. Be excited!



We tilled up the grass, put down weed barrier, and halfway enclosed the garden with 6 cedar posts. The posts are 8 feet apart and in the middle are some newly planted grapevines. These vines will be trained along the wires at 2 and 4 feet, and include table grapes and raisin grapes, all seedless. In the above pic you will see the fake owl that is supposed to scare the birds away from my garden. Not quite sure if it is really working yet.



This butterflied box is on the east side, so in the afternoon it is a little shaded by the middle stack. I planted lettuce there because it prefers colder temps, and I knew it wouldn't mind. It was just yesterday that I had my FIRST salad cut fresh from the garden. Delish!



Here is a picture showing the full configuration. 5 rows long with 4 butterflies, and a regular 2 square at the edge. Filled with compost, peat moss, vermiculite and poop...we're ready to roll!

From June2010


So I have to admit, I was pushing for the raised beds because A)my buff neighbor Katrina grows a killer garden and has them ....and B) I have been LooooOoving this book "The Backyard Homestead" and it talks about how great raised beds are to have warm dirt in the spring, plant things closer and utilize space, and keep weeds out. The full title of the book is "The Backyard Homestead: Produce all the food you need on just a quarter acre". Here's a snippet.



Another tip I got from this book was a teepee trellis for vining crops. So when I found some 10 foot tree limbs in the canyon, I brought them home and made this makeshift play-place for the kids. Here is our teepee that we planted pole beans and melons around the base.



I am totally a novice gardener. It was just yesterday I found out that if you grow melons and squash next to each other, they become cross-dressing transvestites. By that I mean you will have a disgusting pumpkin flavored watermelon. No thanks! So we just transplanted squash (i.e. pumpkins) away from the melons and we'll see if we get any crop from these heat-loving crops that need 100+ days to mature. Yikes!



The pole beans are already starting to do their work.

In the main old-fashioned garden bed we are planting potatoes and corn. Since we have animals, we used the old hay and straw to keep weeds down and mark pathways in the garden.



So all I have to say is CHICKENS! They have kicked out all my straw searching for bugs. I was excited to have chickens to eat bugs in the garden, but am wondering if they will do more harm than good (i.e. pecking new buds on my baby grapevines and stories of chickens pecking ripe delicious produce). One peck is all it takes for the floodgates to open.

So considering keeping the chickens out of the entire yard. Hmmmm.



Here we are at Old Faithful last week. While we were vacationing, the chickens were busy scattering my straw. Argh.

Labels: chickens, FreshGreens, fun with nature, garden

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Citrus Week Recipe: Lemon Rice Side



This recipe title includes "side" in it because it is a perfect compliment to a meal. It is flavorful and doesn't require heavy sauces. Yet it is mild enough to marry lots of flavors on your plate. Last night we ate it with salmon and mango relish, and it blended all the flavors wonderfully. I keep cold leftovers and use them other ways as well: with stir-fry veggies rolled up in tortillas, or warmed up and thrown on a cool, crisp green salad. I'm using leftovers for another Citrus Week Recipe later this week (or next?...where did this week go).

Here we go!



Throw these portions together in your rice cooker:

2 cups brown rice
4 cups chicken stock
1/2 cup water
full bunch green onions chopped, green to white...use all of it!
1 TBL of olive oil
Zest of 1 lemon
After zested, cut up that lemon and throw in the pot as well (feel free to squeeze the juice out of some or all of them)
1 tsp. lemon pepper



Here's the deal with rice. If using brown rice, double the water at least. I added an extra 1/2 cup of water because of all the extra stuff in there and wanted to make sure the rice got done. Also, expect it to take around one hour for the water to cook out and the rice to be done. If using white rice (I recommend Jasmine) then you could 150% the liquid and it should cook up quicker for you.



When it's done, you have just a little more work to do.




Labels: Citrus Week, FreshGreens, recipe

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Citrus Week Recipe: Lime-Cilantro Salad Dressing

Limes take the stage for our first citrus week recipe. This is the first official home-made salad dressing I've made this year, and I say It's about dang time. So here's the deal with this recipe, it came from a book of recipes beloved by my sister Monica. I wish you could come and eat at her house, because it would be healthy, delicious, and from scratch. She's also a wizard cause she figured out how to make that blessed salad dressing from our favorite FreshMex restaurant Cafe Rio.





Here's our ingredient list:


Throw these portions in your blender:

1 1/3 cups sour cream
3/4 cup mayonnaise
4 TBL. green salsa
juice of 1 large lime (or 2 small limes)
1 bunch cilantro
1 pkg. dry ranch dressing mix
2 cloves garlic
1/8 tsp. tabasco sauce



I mixed it all together and this is what I got!





And on a sidenote, since viewing Food Inc. we have been watch-dogging the ingredient list on our food. This salsa wins! I could understand what ALL of the ingredients were, and so will you. Ingredients include: Tomatillos, Roasted Anaheim Green Chiles, Salt, and Garlic.



I bought it at Smith's Marketplace for $2.99. Thanks El Pinto!

Labels: Citrus Week, FreshGreens, recipe

Monday, May 3, 2010

Year of Salad Update

How much salad can this blog take before it's left in forgotten no-man's land? (hint: please take my survey on the sidebar if you have a moment). In case you're new around here, when that crappy New Year rolled around I decided to simplify my resolution list and just try to eat a raw green salad every day in 2010.


My new routine entails many breakfasts where I drink my favorite spinach smoothie, and there are lots of p.m. meals that get a salad as well. All in all, things have been going pretty well. For example, last Friday was a day of hauling compost from the landfill, filling garden boxes, running for cover from a hail-storm, checking the back-side of our goat to see if she's going into labor soon, eating home-made soup, cleaning my bathroom, and watching a flick with The Mister of the House.




So all that right there, that big run-on sentence of stuff, was just me running around until at 9:30 I crawled into bed, tired and ornery, and realized this: "Awww crap, I didn't eat a salad today!" I ate soup full of beans, carrots, celery, onion, and chopped up swiss chard (worst vegetable name EVER)...but no salad.

So I laid there in my bed, thinking I should just go make a quick salad and be done with it. Why didn't you make a spinach smoothie with your soup? Well, gosh I don't want to poop my brains out. Bean soup AND a spinach smoothie. Gosh I'm tired. Should I get up? Maybe The Mister would make one for me if I call out to him..... Just go before you fall asleep.... Mister, is that you? I gotta get up and eat a .....zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

So May 1st, 2010 is my official first day of missing my raw greens. Dangit!

However! I have been asked a few times: So is your salad deal helping you lose weight?

The answer, yes. It's simple and sustainable. I'm trying to cut out processed foods as well, not to mention having a plethora of raw fruits and veggies from the food co-ops are making positive impacts. But so far this year I've lost about 15 pounds. Not bad, huh? Still a lot to go. Still fat. But not bad.

Labels: FreshGreens, New Year's Resolutions