Mrs. Olsen: What dear? I can't hear you over the anguished clucks of your starving chickens. Get to work!
And it's not just losing the mind-numbing Saturday past-times that gives me such pleasure, it's the rush to get our "chicken work" done before school even starts. Let's follow Rainbow Girl, shall we? Here we are on a school day, rushing to get her work done before she has to go to The Big House.

This ain't no Bridge to Nowhere. Take me to the cottage, pronto!
First my disturbingly bow-legged daughter pulls some fresh feed out of the bin (that is an optical illusion by the way, what is up with that?). We buy the feed that has no antibiotics, because we're not doctors and we think our chickens are fine the way they are.
Good Morning Martha! Good Morning Agnes! What's up Samantha? (You would not believe the names we have come up with for our our winged friends. The Mister of the House will bring home a new chicken and spend more time naming them then he did with his own offspring! I tell you he looooves those chickens).
Here's Rainbow Girl bringing in the fresh stuff and loading it on top. And would you just look at that kid? No farm girl is better dressed.

After greeting Rainbow Girl personally, the chickens take the back door to get some fresh air in the yard. This is where Rainbow Girl throws them our food scraps. Who knew what our feathered friends would gobble up? They love melon rinds, banana peels, zucchini, cucumbers......rice and curry. (Yes, rice and curry. But only when these leftovers have the rare opportunity of being overlooked in our fridge). Samantha, Martha, Agnes, Pepper, Guadalupe.....they have put our combost bin out of business.


Rainbow Girl has to do a couple runs between the cottage and the house. The outdoor water station gets changed everyday, so there's always a way for Agnes to cleanse her palate between the main course: rotten cucumber rinds, and dessert: double-chocolate cake (hello? Of course I was kidding. Chocolate cake only lasts about 73.6 seconds at my house. These ladies practically kill each other to eat a grasshopper....I'm not wasting cake on them).
After digesting their 7 course meal and getting some fresh air...the chickens eventually lay some eggs. They need some time to do it, we let them get to their work while Rainbow Girl is at school.

And would you look at their individual cubbies crafted by The Mister of the House? They have nice fresh wood shavings so they can get cozy when they need to....well.....you know. It's......uncomfortable. They cluck really loud and I feel like I'm going through childbirth again. I have to run away.
We make sure that whenever Rainbow Girl harvests these little protein wonders, she says thank you to the chickens. It's hard work! Thank you Martha, Agnes, and Samantha!

My point and shoot camera is not doing justice to these eggs. The one front and center is from our favorite lady, Samantha. I would add that no camera ever invented could make Rainbow Girl look bad, what a cutie!
Now Samantha, she's the white one with light green feet, and her eggs are the same color....a beautiful light mint green. This is how she got her name, in honor of Dr. Seuss. I will not eat them Sam I am, I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham! What was that? You guessed it! Yep, The Mister of the House did come up with that one. I only came up with Guadalupe, and I can't even remember which one she is.
So now it's back to the house to get the eggs rinsed off and placed in the fridge. What was that sweetie? I'm sorry we can't watch Spongebob Squarepants, we've got an egg delivery to make!

Rainbow Girl gets some eggs packaged up and ready to deliver to her select clients: Grandma Cozy as well as some of those genetically-mutated Olsen Aunties. It's great spending some time in the kitchen with my little girl. We talk about how her day went.
No kidding, there's a new boy in your class, huh?
Rainbow Girl: Yes, he's sooo different from everybody else.
Mrs. Olsen: Different? That's okay.....what do you mean? Is he taller than everyone else? Does he have buck teeth?
Rainbow Girl: No mom, he's just...*sigh*....different.
Mrs. Olsen: Well....what's his name?
Rainbow Girl: I don't know! I have a crush on him though.
Mrs. Olsen: You don't even know what a crush is. It's an orange drink! That's all a crush is okay? An orange drink! It's called Orange Crush, got it?
Hmmmphff.
After all of this chicken stuff on top of Rainbow Girl's full day at school, her homework, reading time, 3 meals, riding her bike around the block, wrestling the little brother, making her bed, and brushing her teeth.....then she's ready to call it a day.
The next morning we wake up and start all over again.
Rainbow Girl: Mom, can I have a jumbo pumpkin spice muffin with a side of hot chocolate full of melting marshmallows for breakfast?
Mrs. Olsen: Hmmm. Well yes! Yes you can, but I get to pick your school clothes today.
Rainbow Girl: Okay! Okay! Okay! Please pass the bag of marshmallows while I wait!

Have a great day at school! Don't forget your bonnet and tell Whats-His-Face hello for me!